would you rather
there exists a certain set of questions you must answer to determine if we can be friends.
would you rather….
have babies with….
or 
thom or devendra? neither is not an option. my answer? impossible to decide. i’ll have both their babies.
live in a _____ for 6 months….
or
westy or yurt? i think we all know what my answer is.
have tea with…
or
john or paul? your answer should most likely include creative uses of time travel.
listen to ______ forever for the rest of your LIFE….
or
ELO or Michael McDonald. dude. this might be the most important decision of your life. i mean, forever is a really long time. i’d only choose sir mcdonald if he’d sing backup vocals to my every day life. otherwise, ELO all the way.
you have to wear this one item of clothing every single day for the rest of your life…
or
obviously the answer here is fanny pack–the possibilities of the functionality are endless. silly question.
spend 48 consecutive hours watching nothing but this show
or
blossom or small wonder. if your answer is you haven’t seen either of these shoes, stop the test now. we can’t be friends.
ride a…
or
centuar, obviously.
and lastly
you have to get a tattoo. do you get…
or
omg. patrick swayze centaur HANDS DOWN.
choose wisely, my friends.
designerly up in hizzere
i’m hard at work tonight working on a secret logo.
secret secret. i have a secret. (kinda like a mr. roboto secret.)
perhaps i’ll share a sneak peek soon. in the meantime, here’s a photo and two of my all-time fav fonts that are inspiring me tonight.
(if you’re wondering if i’m a font whore, the answer is a resounding yes. i have no shame.)
logos are scary! eee! wish me luck!
llama fest o’10
contrary to popular belief, llama fest isn’t really that cool. we did, however, have a killer time despite the 100-degree heat and over abundance of llama turds.
turns out the krishna temple is amazing. i’d never seen it before, but it’s like a mini taj mahal in the middle of podunk nasty spanish fork.
the llamas did not like christopher.
they didn’t really like andrew either. turns out llamas are really picky. they continuously refused andrew’s perfectly good albeit a little dirty apple he found on the ground. who knew llamas were apple snobs?
llamas. most likely the world’s most awkward animals.
the maiden voyage
we ventured out to bear lake this weekend with sir riley onyon to test out the westy’s road trippin’ abilities. it was her maiden voyage, and she took it like a champ. other than the 100-degree drive with no a/c, the mini-trip was a raging success.
insta-campground at its finest. we literally pulled up at 11:30pm, popped the top, and had the best sleep of our lives.
if you’re wondering if this was the best purchase we’ll ever make, the answer is a resounding yes. i want to live in her.
what’s next? who knows. portland? mt. rushmore? boston? weekend camping trip, anyone?
then you can start to make it better
i was born in the wrong era. so very completely wrong.
this video is making me infinitely happy today. but then again, when have the beatles not made me infinitely happy? kudos to you, beatles, for making my life worth living.
happy friday, everyone! we’re off to bear lake and llama fest this weekend. should be epic!

















