five things to do before i die:
1. see radiohead live
2. live in europe
3. write a book
4. meet paul mccartney
5. find a satisfying career
five things that make me infinitely happy:
1. a brand new big gulp of diet coke right out of the fountain
2. when mitch comes home
3. wes anderson movies
4. finishing a brilliant book
5. finding an [...]
it’s time for spring now.
i’m sick of waking up to snow and clouds. i’m sick of scraping connie. i’m sick of wearing coats. they’re too hot when i’m in the store, and i’m too lazy to take them off in the store because then i just have to put it back on again.
there are only [...]
write a great american novel. a really good one. full of perfect grammar. wonderfully, brilliantly perfect grammar.
be a grammar teacher. 8th grade? possibly.
learn how to sew.
shave apollo’s soul patch off.
feel normal again.
feel useful again.
visit vancouver.
i hate football, but that was a hell of a game. kudos to the saints for taking a fantastic win–and helping me realize that watching the superbowl can be fun. but only sometimes. i still hate foo’ball.
the ads were overall lame sauce, but there were a couple that warranted a giggle. and perhaps a second [...]
thank you, oldies 94.1 for making my life tonight.
i have never loved/needed judy blue eyes more in my entire life.