would you rather

there exists a certain set of questions you must answer to determine if we can be friends.

would you rather….

have babies with….

or   

thom or devendra? neither is not an option. my answer? impossible to decide. i’ll have both their babies.

live in a  _____ for 6 months….

or  

westy or yurt? i think we all know what my answer is.

have tea with…

or   

john or paul? your answer should most likely include creative uses of time travel.

listen to ______ forever for the rest of your LIFE….

or    

ELO or Michael McDonald. dude. this might be the most important decision of your life. i mean, forever is a really long time. i’d only choose sir mcdonald if he’d sing backup vocals to my every day life. otherwise, ELO all the way.

you have to wear this one item of clothing every single day for the rest of your life…

or  

obviously the answer here is fanny pack–the possibilities of the functionality are endless. silly question.

spend 48 consecutive hours watching nothing but this show

or 

blossom or small wonder. if your answer is you haven’t seen either of these shoes, stop the test now. we can’t be friends.

ride a…

or   

centuar, obviously.

and lastly

you have to get a tattoo. do you get…

or  

omg. patrick swayze centaur HANDS DOWN.

choose wisely, my friends.