TTMG: 23rd bday edition

at long last, my friends, it’s friday. it’s two days before my glorious 23rd. i’m one night away from a feast of indian curry with the friends and two days away from receiving the most amazing new sandals from my mom.

you know what that means? it’s time for a things that must go.

1. people that bring toddlers to movie theaters

this picture has nothing to do with toddlers in movie theaters, but it came up when i google imaged “toddler in movie theater.” you can’t tell me that’s a real baby’s body.

it’s one thing to take a toddler to a toddler movie. but i can’t help but wonder what went through that parent’s mind that is sitting next to me at the 10:30 showing of terminator salvation. i hope when you have to crawl past all of us at the peak of c. bale’s robotic uprising glory for the 50th time that night to help your child pee or stop crying–i hope that you have at least a small pang of regret.

you prolly won’t, though. i’ll prolly see you and your toddler at the midnight showing of the new twilight movie.

pa ha. funny joke.

2. crocs

ok. they had their time and their place. we know you love comfort, but unfortunately, if you’re not a doctor or a cook at a rest home, then croc time is over.

mitch and i have yet to see a clean pair.

also…

george w. rocking my personal favorite style: crocs n’ socs. need i say more?

and along the same lines, sir gerard, we best not forget to throw UGG boots with shorts into this category as well. it’s 80 degrees outside, but you need boots. you’re right. that does make sense.

3. thumb rings

pinkie rings? yes. thumb rings? only if you love west jordan high school circa 2001. and hot topic.

4. puka shell necklaces

delta sigma phi 4 life, bro!

5. superman/transformer decals on trucks

he’s compensating for something. guess what? i wish someone would explain the transformer one to me, though. is your rice rocket going to transform into optimus prime? should i change lanes? or do you just love shia le bouf?

connie is the one exception. she looks ready for her knife fight in the parking lot of the WJ del taco.

do you like my new spoiler?

now let’s kick off this bday weekend right with some weekly WINS!

my thoughts exactly.

and what would a TTMG be without some awesome amateur photography?

it’s ok! she’s got a bra on that ruins the artistic effect. looks like you all know what kind of christmas card you’ll be receiving from us in about 5 years. suckas!

this next one was irresistible because, well, mitch’s hair is just about there.

and lastly, one of my fav youtube fall videos ever…

second only to this one:

happy weekend!