dear valentine

you are choice.

especially for getting me the threadless iphone case.

and especially for marrying me despite my love for captain and tenille and bad 70s decor. i’m glad we can celebrate tackiness in our home together.

you are a premium mustache grower. keep up the good work.

let’s make it up to canada soon, ya? my birthday is coming. then?

thank you for going to work every day because  a guy drove his truck into my livelihood. figuratively AND literally. zing!

while i don’t believe in mushy valentines posts, i do believe in butt rock falsettos and a thing called love.

happy vday.

<3