September 2009
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things that must go friday
09.25.09 | Permalink | 3 CommentsI’m not negative. Just sarcastic. There’s a nice, cozy difference.
1. corporate toilet paper
when I say corporate toilet paper, I mean toilet paper found in offices, stores, restaurants, and other corporate america establishments. Like this….which really equals….
My undercarriage does NOT appreciate you cutting costs on your toilet paper. Spend a little extra and save bums across [...]
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totally looks like
Sometimes Mitch and I spend entire nights playing on our iPhones/iPods. And when I say sometimes, I mean most times. I wouldn’t say this degrades the quality of our marriage in any way. If anything, it binds us closer together as we pirate new apps, get giddy about finding an iPhone version of Life, and [...]
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things that must go friday. yee haw baby yeah.
09.18.09 | Permalink | 2 CommentsThis week’s things that must go is brought to you by Suge Knight, who I just found out punched Dr. Dre in the face once. Nobody touches hip hop mogul Dr. Dre. Nobody but Suge Knight.
1. motorcycles with tall handles
This might just permeate over to all motorcycles in general, but for now, we’ll keep it [...] -
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farewell, stay at home wifedom
09.16.09 | Permalink | 4 CommentsI got a job. My four week stint as a stay-at-home wife is officially over. I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t really sad. I had plenty of good play dates with my mom filled with craft shopping and lunches, went swimming in the middle of the day, and watched Oprah every day of [...]
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The Most Prized Posession of My Life
I received quite possibly the most amazing, incredible, fantastical, gorgeously fabulous gift of my life today.
I have this incredible Aunt Lisa that is straight out of a movie. She’s gorgeous, cooks like a banshee, has lived a life full of beauty and adventure, and has the most giving heart I have ever come across in [...]
