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Today marks the first day of my new career at NewDawn Technologies. yee haw baby yeah.
I was physically ill from the unadulterated anxiety exploding in my body, but it turned out ok. You know why? Because Mitch sent me flowers…
Check those out. Exploding with peonies and hyacinths. They’re even a pink color scheme. My favorite color? Yes please. That’s because my boyfriend kicks ass, and you know I’m serious when I don’t mind using colorful expletives.
The new job is amazing.
I learn cool things like XML and DITA.
I get free apple juice.
And they took me to Chilis. Fiesta Explosion salada in my belly.
Yay for new job and outstandingly fabulous gentleman lover.
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Cute! Now we can have intelligent conversations about DITA and DITA maps. But not too intelligent because I only know the basics.
Also, your job is less cool because the dragon master works there. What was my mean-girl nickname for him? I think it was just his name said in contempt…with maybe a flail of my hand.