you don’t want it

i hate life today. mostly for these reasons:

-lagoon commericals
-dogsitting for a week
-pandas
-people named karl
-hummus breath
-mexican jettas
-sitting in traffic for two hours and seeing nothing but mexican jettas
-the fact that my car, Connie, isn’t a mexican jetta
-the fact that my car is a ford probe and looks like this
-dragons
-adam sandler in the zohan
-taco time sweet pork
-dogs barking
-pandas
-and pandas
-overalls

Despite all of this guff, though, there exists this little scamp. He’s just trying so hard, bless his heart.