labor day is for labor and TTMG

When God created long weekends, I like to think he made them just for me. That being said, it's a TTMG Friday.

1. Heat

Omg. I'm so over summer. I was over summer the second it reached 85 degrees. And when i started wanting to kill everyone the second i walked outside. No thanks, mother earth. But yes to sweaty Fabio and tigers in the summer.

2. Ringback tones

Or whatever they're called. I remember when I had Verizon back in the day they called them that. But seriously. Ok miss 2003. We know you love Taylor swift, but I sure don't whenever I call you.

3. Public bathroom soap

Did I just wash my hands with sandpaper? Crappy-baby-powder-meets-acid-smelling sand paper? I think I did. But if it came out of a nose, then I might be ok with it. Just sayin.

4. Bees

Bees are mean. And summer just encourages them. I know they make honey and pollenate and all that science crap, but I'm over honey. And science. And bees.

5. Safari Mercedes/Landrovers

I know there are a lot of zebra and lions running amuck in the dry sahara of the Utah plains, but could yo keep your safari edition SUV in the jungle and not in the asphalt of the gym parking lot and Utah suburbs? Because you look like an idiot.

And this week brings a couple of WINS! brought to you in part by Riley Onyon in celebration of the beautiful long weekend that lies ahead:

I once got some nunchucks for Christmas. It was the best Christmas of my life.

monorail llama. or is it? sea lion/llama/manatee?

Does this mean I can give up the stupid gym for good? Yes!

and this last video is dedicated to Mitchell who braves the public bus system each and every day.