a little belated, but still sassy

uh oh. first of all, i'm sorry i didn't get this posted on fridee. between a crazy intense job interview and v-day preparations, the TTMG blog just didn't quite make it. but fear not, young champs--there's still plenty of things that must go on a sunday.

1. engagement/wedding/any photos with b&w background and one cute little colored item in the foreground

don't get mad at me. if you have wedding photos like this, don't hate me. it's just that this has taken over the wedding photo world with a vengeance. i'm sure yours is really cool, and i'm not knocking it. let's just say i'm knocking the continuance of this trend.

and, to be clear, i'm mostly just pokingĀ  little fun at this trend because EVERY person with a nice D-SLR thinks they're a wedding photographer now. and they're starting a little photo business. and all they have is a fan page on facebook. and the only cool thing they know how to do is this effect. yeah.

so, just don't hate me. it's just a little out of control.

does anyone agree? maybe even just a little?

2. ed hardy

i heard someone say once that they were thankful for ed hardy because it allowed them to spot a moron from ten miles away. i'd have to agree.

3. facebook "if you agree, post this as your status" posts

[place your own snide comment here.]

we all hate them.

there's really no comment from me needed. make them stop.

4. jay leno

this may be a little too late to be topical, but lately i've been thinking a little more about this, and, well, i hate him.

mitch informed me today that in a group setting, a poll was taken about who they preferred--sweet coco or leno. and the awesome boys in the group all preferred leno because "he has cool cars."

really?

again--i know this is a little late in coming, but....he's gotta go.

5. old women trying to dress young

i couldn't really find a good picture, but you all know what i'm talking about here.

the 50 year oldĀ  utah mom with a huge house in draper that drives an escalade and dresses in 7 jeans and ed hardy shirts, has "stylee" hair, and a bad tan. they're EVERYWHERE.

whatever happened to just aging gracefully? give it up. you look ridiculous.

sorry if this one was kinda boring. it's been a leetle crazy in the morby household as of late. plus, i have to take a 4 hour test on tuesday for a potentially rockin' awesome job, so...my mind is swimming in grammar. literally. semicolons and correct -ly usage and comma splices are floating around in my brain matters. yikes. wish me luck.

happy valentines day!



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5 Responses to a little belated, but still sassy

  1. Jen says:

    It wasn't boring to me at all. The B&W w/color is also all over in photography as children as well. I'm proud to say I don't own a single picture in my house like that. I can't stand the repost status messages on FB, but I've been guilty of picture thing (who you look like, a pic with your valentine). With the picture posts like "your doppelganger" it really makes it easy to pick out those people who are narcissists. I also agree about the dressing too young thing. I just got called to YW and it is my goal not to be one of those.

  2. Am says:

    Jen! I just got called to YW, too! I'm second counselor and supa nervous....but giddy, too. Let's just swear to never wear ed hardy. deal? deal.

  3. Amy says:

    um..ps. that was me writing you back. not Am. I don't know who Am is.

  4. Sophia says:

    Amy your in Young womens? Fun! You will love it, I am too we need to talk about it.

  5. marci says:

    There are so many ridiculous engagement pictures that make me want to hurl. I thought the pictures where you just saw the waists down and they're holding hands were super cute until EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER did them.
    Sometimes my mom tries to wear 7 jeans and I tell her it's not okay. She normally dresses pretty well but every once in awhile I have to remind her she is 53.

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