dear birthday santa

my birthday is nigh unto a month.

and on accident, i might have found this brilliant little shop.

i realize the last thing i need is more style crushes, but, what can i do....i have a lot of free time.

if unemployment pay doesn't take too much of a toll on your pocketbook, i'd be delighted to receive the following:

my first thought is....wtf? but my second thought is, YES PLEASE.

just for the record, i do believe i need this more than i've ever needed anything in my entire life.

scratch that. this might be, too.

or these.

crap.

this is entitled "ling wong shredder and sharpener." holy crap. there's more:

what is this, you ask? it's brilliant. ask no more.

and finally...

i love everything about that.

visit that store. enjoy. love it. cherish it as i do. and ps, my bday is march 14. jk. but seriously...wink!