after watching the 20 minute stretching session of a flaming homosexual in 100% genuine eurotrunks this morning, i remembered it's friday. and it's a things that must go friday.
1. stick figure family decals
these are so cute. i think i might get a morby family one. it would look SO cute on connie. omg.
2. robot voice singing
i love you tpain. thank you for this phenomenon that has completely consumed popular music. i've never loved watching BET so much in my life. it's like my childhood dream of a robotic uprising in the late 90s is finally coming true.
i promise you will love this music video.
3. overactive bladders
i've never had one, but i've heard they're the pits.
i do like the slew of bad afternoon overactive bladder medication commercials, though. those can STAY!
4. concert ticket prices
since when did every concert cost $25+? how dare you not consider the fact that i'm in a marital condition, and that it's not only $25, but it's now $50+ to go to a show.
ps, i hate fun. for coming with jack's mannequin. pps, jack's mannequin is a joke, and i hate them. stop talking about them on facebook and how excited you are about the show.
ppps, why is cursive opening for alkaline trio? fail.
5. paige davis rc willey commercials
i would like to meet the marketing genius behind this campaign. i've never wanted an overpriced bedroom set so much in my entire life.
i just don't know why we couldn't let the torture stop after trading spaces. did we really have to have her take over utah? thanks for nothing, rc willey.
6. people not commenting on my blog
what's the deal? i see the google analytics stats, and i know you're reading it, so comment! come on all you lurkers--fess up and comment already! pa ha.
and this week's WIN! brought to you by the most ingenious product name EVER:
that's right--mama wants her body back. a new workout routine just for all you moms out there that have given up your life, happiness, and success by "giving up" your body for pregnancy. oh you poor souls. if you're interested in learning more, you can visit mamawants.com. yep--mama wants.
and one more, just for good measure:
that's not a fail--that's a parenting WIN!
happy friday, kids.
LOL thanx for the Friday laugh Amy
Amy, You are a genius. I wasn't familiar with "Mama Wants" (clever title, eh?) until now, thanks for the caution. The Stick Figure family stickers are just advertisements for potential perps to know their victims. Smart move parents. Also, I have always wanted to punch the R.C. Willey lady in the face. *Deep inhalation, and exhalation* Thanks for taking those things off my mind.
I totally agree about Paige Davis. She was so annoying on Trading Spaces, but at least you knew how to avoid her. Now she pops up everywhere, nilly-willy.
I love your blog and especially look forward to the weekly "Things that must go", I seriously am laughing until I have tears in my eyes some weeks.
So don't be mad but I love Jack's Mannequin. Sincere love. But I've loved them since they formed and not because they started having songs on movies and such. And they put on a really good concert. And my first concert ever was Something Corporate. And it was amazing. And I refuse to go to any concert at Why Sound. And I hate all the people who talk about Jack's Mannequin on facebook. Not that I see them. But I hate them for you.
I feel like people have totally stopped commenting on blogs too and it's so annoying! Or maybe they just hate me...
I'm a lurker. I only come forward when the blogs demand it. So here I am...I blog-stalk you often. Keep up the good work!
i love you all for commenting! now keep it up, and maybe i'll shower you with cyber cookies and respect. thanks for reading!