This week's things that must go is brought to you by Suge Knight, who I just found out punched Dr. Dre in the face once. Nobody touches hip hop mogul Dr. Dre. Nobody but Suge Knight.
1. motorcycles with tall handles
This might just permeate over to all motorcycles in general, but for now, we'll keep it to ones with ridiculous tall handles. It looks uncomfortable, you look like a tool, and....whatever. you just suck.
2. utah box hair
BAM! you love it. you see it every day, everywhere. especially at Utah State University.
3. commercials that start with "in these tough times..."
a.) we're sick of hearing about it.
b.) quit making marketing ploys off of our economic strife. yes, these are "tough times" and no, we don't want to spend money at your store because you "understand value." You just understand that if you don't tell us you understand value, then we won't come into your store, and these WILL be tough times for you.
4. poodles
hate 'em. get them outta here.
5. car dealer balloons
do these really work for car dealerships? Do I, as a consumer, see these balloons and think OMG I NEED A CAR NOW because this gorilla is srsly luring me in??? maybe.
For this week's WIN!, we've got a special treat brought to us by my favorite childhood friend, Jesse Burrup:
In reference to numero tres of your "things that must go," you musn't forget the lovable Daisy the dog. Ya know, the fat poodle we had for like 16 years? She was a little obese and would hit her butt on each step going down our stairs, the one with the eye infection problem that made her look like a pirate? I thought you loved her as much as we did? Sniff sniff.... now I know...
That music video rocked my socks off.
Hey hipster check yer facts, Suge had to pay someone 5k to do it because Dre is scary enough to make ya shake in yer cowgirl boots while riding a fixie!