Yes, I stole this from x96, but it's a little hobby of mine. Mitch and I always come up with our own little things that must go, and we have a running list that I feel should be shared. Plus, it just gives me something fun to blog about every Friday, so humor me.
Ahem. September 11's Things that MUST GO
1. Giada.
Hate her. Can't stand her. 98% sure she never eats the butter-laden foods she makes. 100% sure she only makes men "horngry."
2. Jamie Lee Curtis & Activia
Enough said.
3. Facebook Quizzes
Nobody cares when you're going to die, what animal is most like you, how well you know the 80s movies, or what Twilight character you are. Which brings me to my next thing that must go.
4. Twilight
Just because you're a poor Mormon mom that hates her life in Provo, UT doesn't mean you're a good writer. In fact, you're probably the worst writer ever, and I hope you burn in hell for corrupting America's idea of good literature with your outlandish vampire smut. And then burn in hell more for dragging it out into a horrible movie. Them are fightin' words, but I don't really feel they're too harsh. Maybe that should be on my last post....I could write a really crappy series of novels about teenage vampire love and sell it to the masses. I'd make millions.
5. Working out in sports bras at the gym
a.) you're not outside. It's cold in here.
b.) you're gross. you don't have a six pack and you kinda have cottage cheese belly.
c.) men that hit on you at the gym are probably not the kind of men you want hitting on you. cover it up.
Things that must go might be a little negative, so I'll try to balance it off weekly with a daily WIN!
Today's WIN! brought to you by awkwardfamilyphotos.com:
Happy weekend.
The only bad thing is that you're actually overqualified to write a vampire book. I.e., you're smart and write well.
I love that photo so so much.
I can give you a huge freaking amen to all of that!
Miss you love you!
I loved all of these but most of all i love the twilight one the very most! I feel like you and i could talk about this for hours. I get so FURIOUS when i think about the twilight books and my heart starts boiling up with RAGE when i think about how awful and boring those books are. I read the first one and literally until about page 350 the ONLY THING that had happened was a girl fell in love with a dumb shmut who is a vampire and creepily in love with her. RIDICULOUS. Twilight is for people who don't read and then pick up this book because of all the "hype" and think it is a God made wonder. If those people did some research and read a few other credible books, they would realize how much these books SUCK!
whew.
I'm done.
Laura, I love you. Let's burn Herriman down with a billion flaming Twilight books. ba ha ha.