if I were a man, I'd have a fu manchu

So today, Mitch told me i should shave my mustachio. I said h no, I won't go. i love my fu manchu.

so then, I told him to shave his gnarly stache.

But he said h no, i won't go. So then I manscaped my stache to be a little more geek to chic jenny jones stylee. I also dyed it black for flavor.

All in all, I think I look best with the fu manchu.