Monthly Archives: June 2008

vinny! me encanta!

es my dog vincent jameson bambino brown. but really he's not my dog...he was a birthday present gone horribly awry thanks to an overly coddling father with a predilection for puppies. it's cool though. he's 98% mentally retarded, so...I don't really want to deal with it.

Vinny's hobbies include hot dog consumption, barking, badgering, pesterly scratching, and wearing his baby blue harness to the park to sniff puppy bums and duck fesces. He may or may not be an idiot savant.

Needless to say, dogsitting Vincent is lugubrious but rewarding. When he looks at me with those possibly dog down syndrome eyes, I know it's all worth it. He needs me.

i hate life today. mostly for these reasons:

-lagoon commericals
-dogsitting for a week
-pandas
-people named karl
-hummus breath
-mexican jettas
-sitting in traffic for two hours and seeing nothing but mexican jettas
-the fact that my car, Connie, isn't a mexican jetta
-the fact that my car is a ford probe and looks like this
-dragons
-adam sandler in the zohan
-taco time sweet pork
-dogs barking
-pandas
-and pandas
-overalls

Despite all of this guff, though, there exists this little scamp. He's just trying so hard, bless his heart.

PS---check out this hot mess. Remember how this is my boyfriend? That plays the drums? It's pretty assome.